What is the best way to break my MacBook?

If I were to buy the Apple Protection Program ($218 Canadian Student Rate) for the purpose of being able to get a NEW MacBook in 3 years because of something being wrong with the computer, what would be the best way to break it?

I can imagine they'd catch water damage so that's out. What would fool them? The whole theory behind this is that in 3 years my MacBook will be outdated so they won't be able to fix it. They'll just have to give me a brand new one. Makes sense doesn't it?

What is the best way to break my MacBook?hijackthis

Putting it in the freezer would not work, as condensation would form in the LCD and Apple would void the warranty due to "water damage". Does this protection program cover accidental damage like the warranty I have from IBM does? If so but your bag behind your car and let your girlfriend use your car, if she is like mine she will back over it (true story, got back from a trip, was unpacking and set my bags in the drive behind my car, not thinking my dip of a girlfriend would use my car and back over all my luggage including my X60!).

What is the best way to break my MacBook?malware

Putting it in the deep freeze chest for a couple of days should do it.